Do you take this blogger? (and other introductions)

This is a start of a very good relationship. I can feel it. deep down in my aching "South African-female-exploring-India-alone-and-on-a- declining Rand budget" bones.

What I'm looking for from you (like an self respecting singles ad) is commitment. Many don't actually come out and say it (in that way i'm a trailblazer). Most disguise it "long walks on the beach an all an all (don't worry I've got this covered). I choose to say it like it is. I want something from you ...and it's (unbridaled) commitment. Of course, you still have a choice friend (don't mind if i call you that? bit short right now). And it comes in the form of a question...

Do you take this blogger to be your loyal website?

Do you promise to visit her occasionally and talk about her often, and behind her back? In that case do you trust her yoga-toned tanned (recently updated adjective) to report fictious accounts of her travels to the best of her imagination? If noone has any objections, let's get this contract signed shall we...

I promise to....

• Theme my posts to minimise random ramblings
• Reveal the true identity of all my characters
• Expect the regular comment
• Welcome the occasional crit
• update write oftenish (see fine print)
• not offend your mother (unless she is currently visiting India)
• trie spelle cheque meye wurk

But as with any true relationship, the real deal breakers lie in the promises not made (the list is noticeably longer). Thus, and here's comes the FINE PRINT,

I cannot promise not to...

• write every day (would you trust my stories if i did)
• have strong opinions
• make sweeping generalisations
• write the occasional poem
• write when i am sick
• or get sick of writing
• talk about my bowel movements (i find it's best to get it out even if you have immodium)
• make you jealous/angry/an all an all
• meet up with your best friend and shag him silly (sorry max. just testing the sensorship on this thing)

So friend (don't want to assume any plurals here...thanks skinny)...do you accept? Am i wearing this wedding ring for good reason at last?

Carry me over the threshold and let the posts begin...